Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream SoapI'd slut shame if the stink didn't keep you celibate! Fool forgiving friends, lovers, and lovers to enemies by washing yourself with our luscious peaches and cream scented soap! We keep our batches of soap small just like your self esteem after uncrossing your legs. Oh its not for you, is it? Sure Well, you finally have a way to not so subtly boost your partner's perception check on their crypt of a cooch with our natural, handcrafted, vegan soap! Why

handmade bar of Pine Tar soap packed with a masculine presenting orange and woodsy pine scent with exfoliating oats and sand

just like the party bottom who desperately needs a bar of this

We keep our batches of soap small - just like your self-esteem after uncrossing your legs

This soap is handcrafted in small batches and meant to be passed around the bath house

The tingle everywhere else

vanilla and jasmine

Although our Weak Dick soap is probably too good for his flaccid ass

and they should absolutely wash their necrotic nether regions with our specialty Penis Is Gross soap

Fool forgiving friends

Because she's got the meats and we can smell it from here

Absolutely not

Another nip-slip