I'm A Mess Toddler TeeSelf awareness is the first step. Your kid has fully accepted who they are and what they do to white clothing. No apologies. Just facts, printed in the largest font available. The Details: Large black text reads "I'M A MESS" in a bold, heavy distressed sans serif block font, stacked on two lines. No illustrations or graphics. Clean text only design with a worn, stamped texture. Black on white with a raw, unapologetic energy. The Fit & Fabric: Solid

Single-color white print on a black tee

A white rectangular badge designed as a parody of a video game rating label

Underneath the rainbow and clouds

They never stop talking

with "Athl" and "Dept" on either side

with "SERVED HERE" in smaller italic capitals underneath

Refer to the size chart

Dues are paid in laundry you will never fold

and the cat is not keeping it together

and vegetables are not getting a second season

a good day

a yellow crayon snapped in half with crumbling pieces at the break point