The Heavy Wild Italian Roast CoffeeThe Heavy Wild Italian Roast Coffee Darker Than Your Exs Soul Meet the roast that doesnt whisperit growls. The Heavy Wild Italian Roast Coffee is not here to make friends. Its extra dark, unapologetically oily, and bold enough to double as jet fuel if the airline industry would just loosen up their regulations. This isnt some dainty morning blend that pats you on the back. Nope. This is the heavyweight champion of roastsCentral American beans taken to

it’s perfect for layering up at holiday parties or rocking solo while sipping your seasonal latte

no awkward “why is my bag wet

chocolatey

local comfort

Nutmeg: The holy trinity of fall flavors—without having to carve anything

and just shy of dramatic

Design: White coating with a classy silver rim

Serious Flavor

you’ll still be ape-solutely cozy

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A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) One size 22 ½ 3 ¼ 2

Don’t touch it if the seal’s busted