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“Way too much coffee

Pants might be optional

there’s no doubt about that

95% Nylon 5% Spandex

Hear the patriotic pitter-patter of their tiny feet as they wreak havoc in some far-flung corner of your house

you can keep track of your beloved hosiery

To this day your common house cat still remembers this primal spell

Especially when they follow a pile of deep-fried anything and a shot of something sour

Hot coffee's for suckers

People are

by the way…

now aliens