An Illustrated Guide to Birds that Sound like InsultsGUIDE BOOK Birds are beautiful majestic creatures that happen to have names better suited for that guy who just cut you off in traffic. Features 160 pages, with illustrations and fun facts about all 75 birds. Hard bound, debossed artwork cover. Impress people with both bird knowledge and witty comebacks. It's a bird guide disguised as comedy gold! BOOK INCLUDES Inside you'll find a comprehensive, illustrated guide to 75 of our species based solely on

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