Naughty Nice Adult Unisex TeeThe binary was flawed from the start. Naughty or nice implies there was ever a realistic shot at nice. Third option acknowledged. The Details: White checklist design with three options stacked vertically. Empty circle next to "Naughty" in script text, empty circle next to "Nice" in script text, and a checked box next to "Freakin' Blew It" in loose handwritten caps. Single color white print on a red tee with a holiday checklist vibe. The Fit & Fabric:

" in an elegant cursive font with an underline flourish

Red and black snowflakes dot the background

" Beneath the text sits an illustrated skeleton in profile

Not Santa's list

peanut butter

Thanksgiving dinner has a dress code and this baby showed up in uniform

primal purposes that cannot be denied

Distressed vintage texture throughout

something about a wall socket calls to them like a moth to a flame

Green arched text reads "Jolly AF" in a bold retro collegiate font with a dot between the letters

Blue hand-drawn text reads "Play On Playa" in large playful block capitals stacked in two lines

An illustration of a golden-brown casserole dish (with a tan lid and orange base) sits in the center