I have rabies"This 'I Have Rabies' graphic tee delivers absurdist humor for fans of dark comedy and medical satire. Printed on ultra soft, hypoallergenic cotton, it's perfect for veterinary students, zombie enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates outrageously weird humor. Pre washed for comfort because even imaginary diseases deserve cozy fabric!"

Made from ultra-soft 100% cotton with a subtle print

"Take a nostalgic trip to the 90s with this 'We Had Nine Planets' astronomy tee

or casual political expression

and anyone who appreciates the beauty of infinite numbers in everyday fashion

Made from ultra-soft 100% cotton with a bold typographic print

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or convincing people you’re ~cultured~

Designed for unisex streetwear style

Whether you're at a Taylor Swift concert or Zumba class

it’s perfect for drag brunches

we've got the perfect saucy style for you

or subtly roasting your coworkers’ circuit designs