Package Arrived Funny Greeting CardWant to make someone BUST into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick. The playful front design of this card featuring a mailbox with the words YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED is sure to keep the recipient clueless to the hilarious design that awaits them. Upon opening the card they will be greeted with an explosive cock literally popping straight off the paper. Size queens

and a delicious memory rolled into one prank package

and funny to make your drinking time more enjoyable

Built for Every Element (and Some That Don’t Exist Yet)

Take approximately 30 Minutes before you want to get it on 😉

Made from the same UV-laminated

For the meme‑initiated

The Thanksgiving Feast That Never Ends - Musical Turkey Card with Glitter Gravy

” at a gas station

weirdly satisfying

🍫 Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick: A sweet and hilarious gift designed to keep the fun going

People will do a double‑take

with no particular occasion attached