US Tax Deduction Toddler TeeYou did not have a baby. You made a strategic financial decision. Every diaper is an investment. Every doctor visit is a write off. The ROI on this kid is long term, and the accountant approves. The Details: A red diamond badge at the top reads "Official" in white text, flanked by two red laurel wreaths. Below, large navy distressed block text reads "United States" in two lines. Smaller text reads "Dept. of Tax Treasury" followed by red text reading

"The" and "Is Real" appear in blocky uppercase lettering with a slight outline

Styled like a classic baseball jersey

colorful balls inside (yellow

and yellow coloring

And somebody had to say it

Navy blue athletic text reads "All City Peek A Boo" in distressed sans-serif block capitals across two lines

Bold white sans-serif text reads "Binge Watching" stacked above "My Kids" in heavy black block letters with a slight 3D shadow effect

Below the text are two cartoon characters walking side by side: a white ghost with block-shaped eyes and a smiling orange pumpkin-headed figure mid-stride

Admission is free

but the home record is spotless

apparently

Printed in a distressed vintage screen-print style on a white tee