Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting CardLegend has it that a clean beaver always gets the best woodIts time to channel those animalistic instincts and show your lover a dam good night by doin it like they do on the Discovery Channel. The front cover suggests that these ravenous rodents dig a midnight romp, so we suggest hibernating before heyday because, well her lady pond aint gonna fill itself. As your lover opens this cheeky pop up card, theyll be pleasantly beaved by a couple of mammals

and anywhere else you can think of that needs your balls

VIRALITY RATING: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐+

housewarming gift

Frankenstein Window Decal measures approximately 8

Stuffed evenly with brand new high quality material

in your backseat

Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)

Arm measures 8

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

Doorballs door knockers measure 9″ tall by 6″ wide

The shock and laughter on their face when they open it will be priceless

Shuffle The Cards & Take Turns To Reveal Your Friends Freaky Side 😏