Women's Spam Musubi SocksI may not be big on sushi, but I could easily slam down three or four Spam musubi without missing a beat. I may need to lie down afterwards, but it's always worth it. Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 5 10. 5 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex

it’s a collector’s item for goodness sake

If you ever get the chance to go skydiving

14% Cotton

Same as my shower schedule

That is not justice

These buttery-soft

Cow tipping is fake

I also wrote this solely based on the description before I’d seen the sock so… little bit of a tone difference but eh

Becoming nearly as popular (if not more so) than the original that inspired it

61% Cotton

Macaroni and cheese is basically a universal symbol for warm and gooey goodness

It may not be walking on a cloud