Pants Are Bullshit TeeWe at The Chivery, along with our buddies over at Buy Me Brunch agree that on most days, pants are unnecesary and straight up annoying. The Pants Are Bullshit T Shirt is perfect for those lazy days, large pizzas, and Netflix binges. How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Take Care of Your Shit Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium

The guy who lives in a van down by the river

Hats off to the First Responders - you take the heat so we can stay out of the kitchen

we're going on a road trip

when you were a kid

You can't go wrong

We're not harboring a fugitive monkey

and laminate using a patented technology

It's like college all over again

It's so annoying

Designed specifically for highball glasses

More beers

and old people die