Tea Towel - Drink ResponsiblyHumorous Tea Towel by Dandelion Stationery Tea Towel featuring a humorous design by Dandelion Stationery showing various alcoholic drinks with the caption: Drink responsibly . . . don't spill it! Printed in the UK on 100% cotton. View our Humorous Gift Collection

Coaster measures 10 x 10cm

now unable to ski back down

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

We've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp

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[Editor's note: this makes me laugh more than it probably should

Clubbing for the middle-aged

Greeting card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and inside reads Happy Christmas

with cork back

Seize the Wine

Wine does that

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