Men's Short Board Santa SocksTen toes a hangin', seven swells a shredding five surfboards waxed! Four coney dogs, three leashes snapped, two pockets bombed, and a wipeout on the last set! Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 7 12. 5 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex

"Let's talk

You look like a million bucks

you’re bacon

there’s no one out here to hear you

a tiny fox squirrel who was said to have a penchant for sleeping in pockets

you probably wanna avoid fuzzy magic mushrooms

When you’ve endured the cramped bus or light rail

Work is the real four letter word here

one-hundred-percent-hand-cut-grade-A-whatever-the-hell-you-want-cause-holy-shit-it-really-does-not-matter

at least then people would stop acting surprised

Fits Women's 4 up to Men's 13

make me feel like a giant