Hold My Juice Box - Baby TeeFour words that guarantee something is about to go sideways at the playground. Your kid just spotted the tallest slide, the deepest puddle, or the most ill advised jump. All you can do is hold the box and watch. The Details: A retro cartoon juice box character with a mischievous grin is running with splashing juice and a straw sticking out the top. The text "Hold My Juice Box" arcs in bold yellow block letters above and below the character, with

The title belt is a burp cloth

vintage sports typography on a yellow bodysuit

White mystical design reads "Psychic Readings" arched across the top in decorative serif capitals with star accents

and freedom

a big bushy tail

They can not talk yet

something about a wall socket calls to them like a moth to a flame

"On" in small white text

and white sneakers

Attendance is mandatory

Every parent has watched their kid climb something

with dark trees