Chicken Butt Toddler TeeThe oldest joke in the toddler playbook and it still lands every single time. Guess what. You already know. The Details: White distressed block text reads "Guess" arched above and "What?" curved below a cartoon illustration of a white chicken with a red comb, yellow beak, and yellow feet. A red arrow points directly at the chicken's backside. Playful, vintage style print with a distressed texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors:

The body count at breakfast is staggering

He is two feet tall and has crumbs in every fold

just attitude

a large white distressed "W" sits flanked by two red stars

minimal typography-only design with no graphics or illustrations

The title belt is a burp cloth

The bottom tagline "Got Buns

a little orange devil creature clutches a trick-or-treat bag while reaching for a green lollipop held by a large orange hand

and they are closing it down nightly

a white fluffy beard

They show up together

a retro illustration of a grinning red devil face with horns inside a white pentagram circle