Fake Dog Doo - Stepped in ItLay this handcrafted work of art on the ground and laugh as people check their shoes to see who stepped in it! Each turd comes with a detailed tread pattern to leave no doubt what happened. It looks so real you'll want to pick the corn out of it! Spray the poo with Liquid ASS and you will really have everyone gagging and laughing. Our dog doo comes in unique shapes, colors and sizes. All turds are hand made in our state of the art Ass Factory. No two

Remember on the way home when Dave suddenly opened the door and puked

his aim was off and he hit the door

One (1) mister bottle of our Tex–ASS novelty stink spray

: Tear away label

Product Description:  What is ASS on Fire

around a car window

These special turds are medium sized

Customer quote: "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb

Product Description:  What is SWAMP ASS

: Extra light fabric (3

One (4) bottles of our ASS on FIRE novelty stink spray

Do not dry clean