Fries Before Guys Youth TeePriorities are clear. The order is non negotiable. One relationship provides reliable comfort and warmth. The other is just some kid at the playground. Choose wisely. The Details: White outlined text with red fill reads "Fries" flanked by hearts, above red bold text "Before Guys." Below, two retro cartoon mascot characters walk together: a pink heart with red cat eye sunglasses and a pink french fry carton with yellow fries, red sunglasses, and a

with a teal banner reading "Essential Life Skills" underneath

Just a two-word review from someone who has been around long enough to know

the glass is full

Yellow ink on a black background with a hip-hop nameplate jewelry aesthetic

A smaller snowman sits at its base

Your kid and their best friend are ride or die

arms raised in alarm

surrounded by chaos

and skin tones on a pink tee

Nobody is getting played

Some people need coffee

And a medium game