Eat a Jar of DicksEat a Jar of Dicks Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2lbs of delicious tart dick shaped candies in a plastic jar. This rainbow of fruit flavored candy makes a great gift for ex husbands, bosses, coworkers, family members and neighbors. Nowadays there are assholes everywhere, so make sure to keep a jar handy in your car, desk or purse! You never know when you will need it. Hundreds of bite sized, multi colored, fruity mini candy penises. Perfect for parties, or a

inflated Size 14"

and then screw on the Shower Mount

Only use with water or oil based lubricants

This organic lubricant will provide all the slickness you desire without dripping like most lubes

and beautiful—meet Avant

making them your go-to for any occasion

realistic material that is Phthalate Free and super easy to clean with toy cleaner

This suction-based

The sandal bottoms are even engraved to leave a “Just Married” impression in the sand

Neo Elite toys are body safe

Just insert your penis into the Performance Plus 11

Coverboy Manny the Fireman Dildo has a realistic look and suction cup base