Nessy's Midnight OrgyThese legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic um, parties hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.

4 ALL SPEED

With a half-rim

These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades

His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

nonchalantly swatting away tasks while looking viciously vogue in these bold

half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there

POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS

These gleaming metallic silver shades are chrome-a-licious to the MAX

That’s the only reference these no slip red frames and polarised red reflective lenses are making

Ignore impatient haters

we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse

It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic