In dog years . . .Funny birthday card by Kiss me Kwik In dog years . . . You're dead. Funny birthday card by Kiss me Kwik of Brighton a humorous range of cards with a cheeky sense of humour! Greeting card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and is blank inside for your own message. View all Kiss me Kwik cards

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literally meaning to seize the wine

this greetings card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message

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Humorous card by Rainbow Cards

What did you say

*Every other day is about me

Along with Galore and Cat Dolls you are definitely one of my favourite Pussies

remarking that the recipient is one of the sender's favourite pussies - alongside Pussy Galore and the Pussycat Dolls

a variation of Carpe Diem (seize the day)

Greeting card with a funny cartoon showing a couple on a skiing holiday

this greeting card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message