Danny Dimples vs. Z-ManZ Man is full tilt in this one, standing opposite a complete novice who has no idea just who hes up against. He looks the rookie up and down and tells him he must be mistaken about being in this ring, insinuating a body like that belongs at the poolnot in a pro wrestling match. The ripped lightweight looks more Abercrombie & Fitch model than wrestler, and Z Man wastes no time letting him know it. From the outset, its all Z Man. Danny becomes a

but none so humiliating as a killer camel clutch that has Hunter clamping his pretty face tightly with his big man hands

his sculpted body a testament to hours of grinding workouts and discipline

Double-hand chokes brought them to the brink of going out

and Body Breaker takes early control—until our good-hearted hero powers through and flips the script

Christian has accomplished next to nothing

he is still at least probably a foot shorter than Mark Muscle is

Looking at these two dudes standing face to face is like one of them is gazing into a distorting mirror

Paricutin (6'3"

and hoisted off his feet

straddle his face

Jonny Firestorm enters and declares "the King said he had a task for me

The villain’s dominance grew more brazen as he flexed triumphantly